“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 10, 2020
I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.
by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 12, 2025
A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
by PD W April 09, 2025
He will help when you ask and he will say something nice about you and you can trust him nicholas morris he will always work when he wants to
by Chhwy October 19, 2023
A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.
Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."
by Cross Reigns June 09, 2023
a literal L, you cannot get worse than this repulsive little prick (little because his knob does not exceed the length of 3 inches)
by kdog4lyfe April 13, 2022