A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather
by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018

by urbandiamondwordmaster April 16, 2019

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.
"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."
by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 1, 2019
