Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.

"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."

by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021

Jasper

Fat nigga

Jhon Cena got a penetration by Jasper

by JAPSER2002 November 22, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...

Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.

by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025

Jasper

A master of rizz get bjs in the Starbucks bathroom by his school

Jasper gets bjs in the Starbucks by his school and is a master of bitches

by Bee boi 2021 March 20, 2023

Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.

Oh he is Jaspering again.

by MM132 January 30, 2024

Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.

My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.

by Yispa April 21, 2021