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coke diaper

a soiled diaper that has been packed with cocaine to be smuggled over the border. Smugglers often hide drugs by covering them with feces and placing them inside dirty diapers. A diaper can hold up to a kilo of fishscale cocaine.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
ICE Agent: search that one in the wheelchair. Looks like hes wearing a coke diaper.
by Pringle Can Josiah November 5, 2022
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Diaper Geyser

When you're changing your baby boy and he begins peeing straight up in the air while the old diaper is off and you haven't gotten the new diaper on yet.
Honey, give me a burp cloth quick, I got a Diaper Geyser going here!
by Jojomogir February 18, 2011
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Diaper shit

When a person in a discussion commits the error of their own ego or a fallacy of their own making that is harmfully influencing themselves, their perspective, or their own argument, to such an extreme degree, that they have a childish meltdown in their flawed assertion or argument.
You are taking a big diaper shit when you are constantly talking about how you are never given a moment to speak, and tell us in a whiny way, you are never allowed to speak.
by Shogun1,000,000 February 8, 2021
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cummy diaper

When a person who wears a diaper orgasms in a diaper and leaves it on for awhile.
Victoria told me she had a dream where she made a cummy diaper and enjoyed it.

Jesse ,who wets the bed sometimes, wakes up in a cummy diaper a lot apparently
by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020
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diaper buddy

Friends that you know from your diaper days
I hosted a bachelor party for my diaper buddy
by Joshi (Prasad/Vish) September 22, 2016
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Diaper sniper

Kid toucher or somthing of the sort.

May also be considered a creep or sick fuck
Look at that guy over there. what a diaper sniper
by Brett ho February 14, 2021
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diaper kid

When parents are too busy/lazy to potty trian their kids and they grow up to be 15 and still wear diapers.
NOTE this can also be for medical reasons.
I found out that one of friends is a diaper kid, he peed on me.
by Metal_Rod May 1, 2020
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