Brett Cooper

Hottest female conservative commentator. Simped on by Sneako.

Brett Cooper's the only girl I'd simp for.

by iustinusiii June 26, 2023

Mariah cooper

A very cute, nice, funny girl that likes this one boy.

Highschooler-"Do you know Mariah Cooper?"
Highschooler2- "Yeah she likes that one boy"

by Ratscow19 March 17, 2011

Shane Cooper

This man right here is a top, top shagger. He is smart, sometimes, but a deaddddd baller but thinks he's good. Overall, he's a decent mate to have around you but always has the worst opinions when it comes to football.

"Who's that guy trying to do a rainbow flick?"
"Don't worry, it's Shane Cooper, ignore him."

by Psychodronic June 30, 2021

Cooper Neal

A bloke who is so jacked up on meth that he doesn’t know reality anymore

Hey Jim wanna do some meth
Nah I don’t wanna be cooper nealed

by Can you neck yourself December 17, 2018

Cooper Kupp

4.8 speed, 99 grit rating, 99 toughness, 99 Old Spice Swagger, a fundamental athlete with sneaky athleticism and great hands

despite on key setback, Johnny is still ballin on the field like Cooper Kupp

by RealCooperKupp September 21, 2023

Cooper Bebeau

He is a very hot human organism. His biggest enemy is whites. It is pronounced Coop-er Bo-Bow

I wish I was like a Cooper Bebeau

by CasteelPlays November 10, 2018

Candy Cooper

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

by George Flord November 07, 2022