Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.

Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.

by broken.brandon October 25, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.

That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.

by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

Brandon

Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.

Brandon; prince, chieftain, the brave one
Nicknames: Bran, Brando, Brandie, Don

by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022