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Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.
How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?
by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010
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cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.
My wingman took care of the cock blocker
by dodgyd May 13, 2005
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cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!
by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004
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Clam Blocker

A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
by Dr. Starf*cker May 27, 2011
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u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006
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Mighty 'U' Blocker

A turd that has such mass and volume that it will not flush down the u-bend, hence blocking the toilet.
"Hey man, I just done did the biggest Mighty 'U' Blocker in the world"
by The Mighty Boyce October 16, 2009
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Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.
Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.
by faire_weather June 22, 2007
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