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rent a bitch 

Event security guards.

Usually have alleged 'real' wanna be jobs (music industry, acting, athlete, real estate etc. . .) that they couldn't hack it in.

Become part time arm folded dipshit rent a bitches at events thinking they are security. Anybody employed by CSC events staff or the like. Calling themselves supervisors furthers the sadness.
rent a bitch by Loser Police July 8, 2011

Snooze a Bitch 

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.
Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!
Snooze a Bitch by Rammz September 7, 2012

shit in a bitch 

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)
I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!
shit in a bitch by Alan Ada January 7, 2009

You'se a Bitch 

A word used when calling out a friend, whether it be for ditching the guys to hang out with their girlfriend, or calling them out for not doing something, thus beibng a coward. It is typically yelled aloud.
Guy 1: " Hey man you still coming out tonight? We are just chillin with the guys and gaming tonight"

Guy 2: " Nah man i can't my girlfriend called, it's "important." maybe next time"

Guy 1: "You'se a bitch!"
You'se a Bitch by AvengerMan September 30, 2009

Pitch a bitch

To pitch a bitch means to throw a fit, or a have a hell of a good time, to raise hell,etc..
It's my birthday and I'm goin pitch a bitch! or She pitched a bitch when she caught him cheating!
Pitch a bitch by Susan November 18, 2003

son of a bitch 

a phrase most commonly used to insult someone else; however it more specifically insults the person's parents, mainly their mother (in calling them a bitch)
person 1: "You son of a bitch!"
person 2: "I know... my mom IS a bitch."
son of a bitch by Bob Surely December 8, 2007