99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

99

99 is when someone fucks you from behind the circles in the 9 being the heads and the line under being the body so kinda like 69

…: „you wanna 99?“
…: „sure let’s do it!!“

by Fayersil March 6, 2023

99

a mysterious number in baldi's basics. the most number to be this easily found is in blue doors of the game itself that say 99 as it labeled. you can find this number elsewhere like. collecting extra 2 notebooks in birthday bash (glitched school) 9/9 notebooks. (no number to be found in this screen but) getting the 99 jumpscare (rare game over screen) etc.

blue doors: 99
player: HMMMM

by caughtin8k December 11, 2022

Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍

by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

level 99 gyatt

This is a compliment grandparents say to their grandkids, it means you look nice to day. Grandkids really like it, try it out if you have grandkids or even if you have gen alpha kids/ gen z

Hello Granddaughter! You have a level 99 gyatt today!

by CrashDesigns July 12, 2024

99

A South African slang word that is the same as saying 'that's so true'. It could also be used to as a question when you ask a person if 'they are for real?'

' Today was poes hot boet'
' 99 bro'

'We are writing exams in a few weeks'
'99?'

by Pierre Chauke March 7, 2024