level 99 gyatt

This is a compliment grandparents say to their grandkids, it means you look nice to day. Grandkids really like it, try it out if you have grandkids or even if you have gen alpha kids/ gen z

Hello Granddaughter! You have a level 99 gyatt today!

by CrashDesigns July 12, 2024

'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 4, 2022

99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

20/99

It's a way to reference 9/11 particularly in a derogatory term for Muslims or any Middle Eastern person.

Bigot: ¡Uh-oh! I see the rags here come the 20/99
Me:¿What's a 20/99?
Bigot: It's a way to reference 9/11, ¿get it? 9 + 11=20
9 * 11=99

by EmJayee February 3, 2021

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

99-43-28

The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021