by Matt Mckilroy May 21, 2022

by Henry George March 20, 2023

*girl and boy sitting next to eachother*
boy:*grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd
boy:*grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd
by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

by Nonexistinglion December 22, 2021

person born on November 22nd: lol its my birthday :)
me: COME HERE
poor person born on 22nd: wtf lol :)
me: *whispers in ear* your the best yk
person who didnt want to be born in the first place after this... on nov 22nd: wtf youre really weird why was i nice to you get tf away from me :)
(my classmate friend who i have a secret crush on is born on nov 22nd!! so yeah)
me: COME HERE
poor person born on 22nd: wtf lol :)
me: *whispers in ear* your the best yk
person who didnt want to be born in the first place after this... on nov 22nd: wtf youre really weird why was i nice to you get tf away from me :)
(my classmate friend who i have a secret crush on is born on nov 22nd!! so yeah)
by artemis.ok! June 4, 2023

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie
Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...
C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...
C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!
by EddieBready December 31, 2021

“Did you hear Paula was born on December 22nd😱” “OMG that’s why she’s so leng”
“Everyone born on the 22nd of December is so leng!”
“Everyone born on the 22nd of December is so leng!”
by Kiki_23 June 2, 2021
