a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore
Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
by yourr_done November 11, 2021
Get the my exmug. The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."
Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011
Get the Ex-Mathmug. One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
by MrsDLT July 12, 2017
Get the ex pestmug. by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019
Get the Ex daymug. That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.
The "E" is capitalized.
The "E" is capitalized.
Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
by PimpinZ April 29, 2013
Get the Capital Exmug. He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.
by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020
Get the ex-girlfriendmug. The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex
After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.
by mayg August 22, 2011
Get the ex bondmug.