A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
by gLeek<3 March 27, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 3, 2009
Get the the jonas brothersmug. The most amazing band in the world, Kevin, lead guitarist, Nick, vocalist, drummer, guitarist, pianist, and much more, and Joe, guitarist, vocalist, and tamborinist (lol). Awesome people who love their fans! BUY A LITTLE BIT LONGER, ITS AWESOME!!! Also have 2 other albums, its about time (not available in stores) and their Self titled album, Jonas Brothers... they are amazing and awesome
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO AWESOME
by The year 3000 October 16, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. the Jonas Brothers consist of Nick Jerry Jonas, Joe Adum Jonas, and we cant ever forget Kevin Paul Jonas II (real name Paul Kevin Jonas II) they also have a little brother frankie who is 8 i belive he is not in the bad yet but oh well. kevin is the oldest he is 20 following Joe who is now 18 and thane Nick<3 who is 15.Jonas Brothers are just simply the most ahhhmazing band in the world they write about lyrics that mean somthign to a teenager and somthing teenagers can relate to. and pesides they are soooo HOT/cute. but besides that they are just your avrage christian family who just hapeopend to become famous. AHMAZING IN COCNERT IF I MIGHT ADD. = oh and they are also filming there movie CAMP ROCK wich will be out this sumer and they are also filming there new show J.O.N.A.S wich will also be aring this summer only on DISNEY CHANNEL =
by i love the jonas brothers soo much <3 February 16, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. kevin, nick and joe . hottest people alive . put on such an amazing concert march 21, 2008 at trump taj majal in atlantic city .
by Michellelovesthejb March 24, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by JonasLuver October 1, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 October 8, 2008
Get the The Jonas Brothersmug.