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clusterfuck

me:*watches a video*
video: if clusterfuck was a word, it would have a picture of south sudan next to it in urban dictionary
by myassisgonnadie September 24, 2019
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Clusterfucked

Adding a new resource to your kubernetes cluster ending up in a thousand and one errors.
I created a new kubernetes resource for our API, but after deploying it's now Clusterfucked
by LiteralSpoon November 9, 2021
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clusterfuck

Ever since the US started intervening in the Middle East it's only gotten from bad to worse. It's a huge clusterfuck.
by Jennayeah March 22, 2018
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clusterfuck

Any cluster of servers running Microsoft Operating Systems.
I built a new IIS clusterfuck.
by HairierThanRobinWilliams July 10, 2016
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Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.
Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.
Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!
by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025
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Un-Clusterfuck

The process of undoing or resolving a chaotic or disorganized situation in a calm and efficient manner. Essentially, it refers to the act of bringing order and clarity to a situation that was previously a complete mess.
We have to un-clusterfuck this asap.
by Cyrus Caffrey May 5, 2023
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