Cab

Crack Ass Bitch

A person who is lame. They tend to always flake or be unreliable. They can also sometimes kill the good mood. “Stop being a cab, and let us live a little!” “Don’t trust that guy, he’s a cab”

by Diamonds and Roses July 25, 2019

Cab

An evil metaphoric vehicle used when breaking up.

Dude, did you hear? Bob took a cab and now Bill's all alone, poor guy...

by blahblahblahhhh January 15, 2009

Trash cab

A taxi can that is absolutely disgusting

Bruh that taxi was a total trash cab

by Loltrashhcab September 14, 2020

cab bunny

A girl who sits pretty and rides around with a truck driver. She may be married, or dating this driver. They may also fuck while on the road

That girl in that semi must be a cab bunny

by Truckerslife June 4, 2018

cab runner awayer

People who run away from cabs.

Jess is a cab runner awayer.

by @tess.c January 20, 2018

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025