lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024

Ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity

A person that doesn't know words that end with ity by using a website with words that end with ity

Can you list words that end with ity
Sure: immortality, ambisexuality, bisexuality, homosexuality, generosity, virtuosity, intellectuality, fraternity, hepatotoxicity, Idontknowwhatthehelltosay-ity, ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity, brothatscheatingidontknowwhyididntthoughtofthissoonerimsuchadumbasssus-ity, iknowbutyoucouldhavetriedtooithasalotofwordsthatendwith-ity, Iknowbutnowistoolateandwekindaoverdidthejokesomaybeweshouldstoplmao-ity, wehavefinishedalreadywecantdothisanymoreiwanttostopwiththish-ity, Yeahletsstopthisshi-ity, yeahletsfuckingstop-ity

by Man100,000 June 15, 2023

Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.

I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis

by hernanday November 30, 2019

mino itis

an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created

“i feel sick”

“did u sleep w someone from mpu”

“yeah”

“then that means you have the mino itis”

by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

by FerninLove April 2, 2019

me-itis

Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.

The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.

by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020