monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid November 7, 2012

slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 30, 2011

Deep Dive

to think way far back in the depths of your memories.

I know this is a deep dive, but do you remember the time we danced in the rain?

by MoonChild11 November 17, 2022