your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

get your life

(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --

It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"

Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.

Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com

by Geniusity April 18, 2012

Drop Your Ass

To inflict physical harm on the person at which the phrase is directed immediately and effectively, causing them to fall to the ground in pain. Used more often in humor than as a serious threat.

John: I'm going to drink your last beer.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.

by queenworks December 19, 2008

set your goals

the most amazing punk band

set your goals is the best punk band

by ryan gore January 7, 2009

your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011