Definitions by queenworks

Decrotchery 

Combination of the words "debauchery" and "crotch".

Vicious and negligent indulgence in pleasures of the crotch.

Mike is involved in so much decrotchery that it's a wonder his penis hasn't yet fallen off.

Decrotchery by Queenworks January 24, 2009

Drop Your Ass 

To inflict physical harm on the person at which the phrase is directed immediately and effectively, causing them to fall to the ground in pain. Used more often in humor than as a serious threat.

John: I'm going to drink your last beer.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.

Drop Your Ass by queenworks December 19, 2008

Paint Some Porcelain 

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

Paint Some Porcelain by Queenworks December 15, 2008