A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
Get the Jonathon EGGmug. When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 28, 2022
Get the lint roll your deviled eggsmug. by hee lb November 15, 2021
Get the Eggsmug. by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019
Get the EGGmug. by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
Get the dutch eggmug. An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. by Not that Steve, the other one January 18, 2023
Get the Egg Drop Soupmug.