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Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.
Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
by N1mrod November 30, 2020
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Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
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ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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ninja-shin

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..
Dude kicked the heavy bag so many times he got some ninja-shin..
by 12speed June 15, 2023
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Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
by Chop81 April 3, 2021
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