Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja

That dude that died from Ligma.

Guy 1:"Yo i just heard that Fortnite streamer Ninja died from ligma!!"
Guy 2: "Oh no! He was my favorite!!"
Guy 1: "Yeah it's all over the news!"
Guy 2: "Wait, what is ligm-"
Guy 1: "LIGMA BA-"

by BingBangButch August 13, 2018

Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.

Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.

by Kile Doon August 12, 2023

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012

ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.

you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you

by ninja chik August 30, 2009

brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024