Squealers Law

Squealers law purchasing a political underling, to stand at the despatch box and take all the shit.

oh,,ok,,yaah Squealers Law quite! why buy a libdem and bark ones self

by lighterfuel May 26, 2010

step-co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's wife.

step-co-grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.
3- 1C1R-in-law.

My first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Law of the Nameless

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.

Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.

by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment November 20, 2015

Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 8, 2017

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017