thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006

eco cunt

An environmentally safe cunt

Shaniqua is an eco cunt because she only fucks in the forrest

by atticusmark182 April 1, 2008

Leering Cunt

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.

I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

by Concerned_Citizen June 4, 2005

a fat cunt

a fat cunt

hes a fat cunt

by SuccMefuccMe November 19, 2017

cunt jelly

1) The shit a female squirts out when she is pleasured!

2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions

Guy1: did you see how far she shot that cunt jelly?

Guy2: Yes... I am wiping it off my face!

by geistdamon May 13, 2007

Wolf cunt

A womans hairy, generally crusty cunt, possibly drooling with fanny batter.

granny wolf cunt

by Jack Flowers January 2, 2009

cunt-blunt

A cunt blunt is a sex/drug act where the man bakes a batch of pot brownies, crumbles it, stuffs it into the vagina of a female, and then proceeds to eat her out.

The result is a pleasureful experience for both parties.

This is not to be confused with the Cleveland cunt-blunt, where the pot brownie is packed into the anus and then eaten out. The results of the Cleveland have led to mixed reviews.

I had a cunt-blunt last night.

My boyfriend cunt-blunted me.

We enjoy cunt-blunting.

I was Cleveland cunt-blunted yesterday. I didn't like it.

by ziggy811 September 14, 2010