unauthorized sex

Rape

Rape is such an ugly word, I like to call it.... unauthorized sex

by Burntwic April 13, 2011

Sex Doll

The sex doll is a plastic/silicon replica of a female, meant for people to have sex with. The sex doll was first invented by a man named David Sex Doll in 1859 who, because he was a virgin, decided he wanted to create something that he could have sexual intercourse with that wouldnt reject him but also felt like a real woman, so he took some mud and put inside of a beaver pelt and sewed it together and that was the 1st sex doll.

"Man I really want to buy a Sex Doll cause all these women keep rejecting me"

by CumNuts November 4, 2020

sorbet sex

A palate cleanser between relationships, a close cousin of the rebound guy. Rebound guy is a confidence booster whilst sorbet sex allows you to recoup sexually and stop associating sex with your ex

After the rebound guy i needed some sorbet sex until i felt ready to get back on the market

by Shockofthefall June 27, 2014

sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie

Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex

by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018

wonder sex

when having good sex with a person for the first time; good, almost TOO good! making a person wonder, 'wow, how many partners have they had'!

guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that

sextoo goodpartnerswonderpay

by winnipegdude September 9, 2012

Brody Sex

Originated from the Showtime Series "Homeland" where main character Brody jerks off on his wife. - This is when you calmly instruct a woman to remove her top and have her sit in front of you on her hind legs looking full of shame with her perky tits pointing at you. You then proceed to complete the act and jerkoff on her with no emotion.

1) Was the loving picture I saw of you and your wife on Facebook before or after you had Brody sex with her?

2) Honey when we get home get ready because I'm gonna do like Brody do! Get ready it's time for Brody sex take off your top!

by Super_N November 5, 2011

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010