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Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.
Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.
by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017
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wonder sex

when having good sex with a person for the first time; good, almost TOO good! making a person wonder, 'wow, how many partners have they had'!
guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that

sextoo goodpartnerswonderpay
by winnipegdude September 9, 2012
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Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011
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Sex Doll

The sex doll is a plastic/silicon replica of a female, meant for people to have sex with. The sex doll was first invented by a man named David Sex Doll in 1859 who, because he was a virgin, decided he wanted to create something that he could have sexual intercourse with that wouldnt reject him but also felt like a real woman, so he took some mud and put inside of a beaver pelt and sewed it together and that was the 1st sex doll.
"Man I really want to buy a Sex Doll cause all these women keep rejecting me"
by CumNuts November 4, 2020
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sex gifs

When you type out "Sex gifs" on Twitter, mistaking it for the Google search bar.
Walt: HANK! HANK! THAT ISN'T THE SEARCH BAR! HANK!
Hank: *accidentally tweets "Sex gifs"*
Walt: 😧
by MemeLord4063 June 21, 2022
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noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.
"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*
by TomKVideo February 28, 2010
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sex proper

Though sex can be considered the whole period of time between the beginning of foreplay and the end of cuddling, sex proper is the time between the entry of the penis and its removal.
The important thing to remember about sex proper is that its time of entry that matters, not place of entry.
by The6thDegree June 30, 2008
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