Belly Button Rule

When you are going down on a girl and you are at the belly button point and is smells funny so u aborth the mission and turn away

(girls name) ask me to go down on her so i started and by the time i was at the belly button it smell nasty so that i had to abort it the misson.

the Belly Button Rule!

by Belly button abort February 27, 2011

frat boy rule

The rule which says you must add 'That's what she said!' to any mildly suggestive statement or anything said while drunk.

See fortune cookie rule.

A: That really wore me out.
B: That's what she said!

The beauty of the frat boy rule.

by dyehigh13 November 26, 2007

10 Second Rule

When you drop food on the floor but still want to eat it.
You have to pick the food up off the ground before 10 seconds. If it has went past the 5 second you must declare that it's went to the 10 second rule.

.10 second rule .Oh man tht was close almost had to go to the 10 second rule

by askin4u May 20, 2007

five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

Alabama Curb Rule

A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.

'Dude, she looks too young for that.'

NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE!

by ahy ess dee eph December 25, 2010

Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT

Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"

by Failbait July 11, 2010

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004