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retarded by lifebeater420 August 8, 2020

Retarded 

A word that is used to describe stupid or mentally slow people, that openly makes fun of people with disabilities, especially metal ones. There are a lot of words for stupid, and if you can't find another one, maybe you're the one who is stupid.
Person 1: Person 3, stop being so retarded

Person 2: Please don't say that, it's harmful to the disabled community.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't know the history behind that word, thank you so much for educating me on that, allow me to rephrase, "Person 3, you need to stop being so freaking stupid all the time! Like, do you think any of your actions through? Did braincells ever develop in that thick skull of yours? You just came out of the womb crying and you never stopped, and your actions are impacting others in a harmful way! You need to accept critisism with grace and humility and stop acting like you are the goddamn king of your sh*tty highschool! No one likes being around you and no one misses you when you're gone, because you refuse to learn anything. You are white and you still say the N-word even though people have tried to educate you on why it's unacceptable for you to say that. And I bet that you laughed at Person 2 over here when she corrected me on my incorrect vocabulary, as if you would miss the r-word, as if it is so incredibly vital to your vocabulary that you simply would perish without it. Get your wet-breadstick ass over to the beer because apparently getting drunk at parties is your only talent, you stubborn, soup-stealing, hollow husk of self-pity and disregard for others of a loser"
Retarded by hey_its_peyy November 19, 2020

Retardando 

Hey yo you see that retardando over there amigo

Retardree 

A FUCKING RETARD WHO SUCKS ASS AND MAKES CASH
Retardree is a person who eats fish cooch and suck my ass
Retardree by Mememe silly sucker January 5, 2021

Retardomasochism 

The process of Emotionally-motivated buying up of a 70% cliff drop 'Dip' on a meme stock with funds secured by student loans and/or 11% interest-on-the-principle- per month credit loans after having sold one's car and Mother's wedding ring to buy in initially at a grossly artificially inflated ATH to which said stock will never return to the end of affronting Hedge funds which will inevitably cover their losses regardless and who are insulated from real market forces by the very bureaucracies and Politicians one believes will save the day.
Man, the GME gang clinging on to Gamestop like an ape with a cupcake formed out of its own shit is definitional Retardomasochism.
Retardomasochism by Phucko February 4, 2021

Retarded 

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.
Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
Retarded by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021