Pie face

A person with discoloration to the skin making them ugly.

You have a pie face.

by Pinkforshort May 5, 2019

Pie

Not to be confused with 3.14.

‘I like to eat pie!’ Jimmy shouted.

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Pie

1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people

1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"

by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019

smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Pie

A pie is someone who is known to have a saggy arse

Damn that girl has a lemon meringue pie

by Dongle3425 June 19, 2019

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019