dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 February 15, 2018

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011

pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii May 28, 2018

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023

Potty pants

When your ass decided to drop an f bomb of shit in your pants.

Ohh no peters got potty pants!!

by Ludwig van shit September 09, 2022

Potty Pants

One who potties in their pants much like a lil baby or a drummer or a lil baby drummer.

That lil baby drummer is such a potty pants.

by DirtyPrincess February 02, 2024

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth April 20, 2016