Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Finnbarr michael

Absolute chad ultimate mega chad. The coolest person ever he is my favorite person.

Finnbarr Michael is a chad

by Majestic goat April 22, 2022

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are big stoopehs John and Julian are enlightened af

by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020

Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy

That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

by Michael Kennedy December 3, 2021

Slick Michael special

The Slick Michael special is when you finger both the butthole and vagina at the same time using one hand. This was first seen with Michael “Slick Rick” of El Dorado Hills.

1: Yo did you give that bitch the Slick Michael special?

2: Fuck yeah. Licked ma fingers clean too.

by kstom February 5, 2024

Michael J. O'Brien

Mejor editor de todo fakeland / mejor Taehyung / y la mejor persona que puedes encontrarte por estos lugares. Also, adjetivo para "precioso, adorable, genial, increíble, sublime, asombroso" y pareja oficial del motociclista Levi Lavòire.

— Lev.

X: Hey, ¿sabes cuál es el nombre del mejor Taehyung de fakeland?

Levi: Sí, Michael J. O'Brien. ♡

by Lavòire, de O'Brien. October 16, 2021