Maria 

Maria is a very funny and athletic girl. She will make your day with just a smile and a hug. She is a vey beautiful girl and is smart. She is also very outgoing. She is also very cringe but that’s what makes her Maria!

Have you heard of Maria? Doesn’t everyone know her?

Maria by Peachy Pastel December 3, 2019

marinadeable 

A human who is not only dirty but also is flirty as fuck. They must be edible in their own state. So it’s me.

My marinadeable ass decided to eat myself!

marinadeable by Uncle Flithy December 6, 2019

Marital Industrial Complex 

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.

How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?

Marital Industrial Complex by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020

Maritime Pudding Pop 

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

Maritime Pudding Pop by Bort Himself January 20, 2020

Mariah 

Mariah is commonly a girl. She is probably often called Mariah Carey, which she may or may not like.

“Hey Mariah!”
“Mariah Carey!!”
*insert either annoyed, mad, or doesn’t care reaction*

Mariah by SeungminIsMINEEE January 26, 2020

Maria Paula 

Maria Paula isba person who can always make u smile in any way. She is a funny sweet girl who always knows how to put you in a good mood. She’s beautiful and can make friends with anyone. However she is sensitive and sometimes needs space to gather her thoughts.

Maria Paula is intelligent and beautiful she is ellegant classy. But at the same time she can be a freak with passion. She doesn't care about money as it can't buy her she looks for love and happiness she likes little things in life. She is creative, smart, unique, funny, and crazy. She has a nice body, and beautiful features. She tries to befriend everyone, even if they don’t like her. She is a great girlfriend, and will stay loyal. She would do anything for her loved ones. She is cute, and can also be incredibly hot. She is really talented, but doesn’t like to show it.

Maria Paula is so talented for her age

Maria Paula by frenchcheck January 30, 2020

Marijka 

Marijka is the kind of girl you want to marry, she’s the whole package! She’s very intelligent, probably a Ravenclaw, and the kindest person you will ever meet. She’s also hot, sexy and adorable with her long blonde hair that is so soft you can’t help yourself but to run your hands through it, her face is soft and mega kissable. She is loving and comforting and will always be there for you. She’s also incredibly funny and you won’t be able to breathe from the laughter she gives you.

You absolutely cannot go wrong with her, she will be the best person you every meet and in your heart forever.
An absolute queen and a gem blessing us all.

Marijka is just absolutely perfect.

Marijka by marijka_lover_288 March 29, 2020