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Jake

Jake is my bias <3
by Jakemyfavoriteaussie September 11, 2021
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anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
by alfie_init September 19, 2021
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Jake

He is such a jake
by JakeIsaWanker September 22, 2021
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Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.
That guy has great hair
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”
by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021
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Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.
Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021
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Jake Paul

I can't believe how much of a Jake Paul this right-wing Karen is
I think she needs to have her Twitter account banned
by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022
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Jakes

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes
by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022
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