cool history bro

A phrase showing sarcastic disbelief of a given depiction of history.

"Did you know that aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids?"
"Cool history bro."

by civver July 15, 2009

Thats brazzy bro

This means that its real cool. Cooler than crazy. Which is why its called brazy.

"Woah thats BRAZZY bro

by RevengeOnYou February 21, 2020

Dude Man Bro

The ultimate bro. Dude Man Bro is a bromosapien from the ancient and distant land of monbrolia where he was a brofessional singer for the brolling stones. He enjoys crushing pussy, kegs, and golf balls while drinking brotein shakes. His only flaw is his ego emissions which are damaging the brozone layer.

Friend 1:How is this guy picking up all these chicks?
Friend 2: Because he's Dude Man Bro.

by richcarts July 27, 2010

you mad bro?

the automatic response to a person who has just raged or ragequitted.

to make a raging person rage even more by asking the most ironic question.

todd: WHAT THE HELL. HE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE AND GOT A NUKE.
murray: you mad bro?
todd: -rages even more-

by murrayspseudonym July 7, 2011

Trust Me Bro

Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.

Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...

by phouse August 8, 2022

con bro chill

chill lax bro, with serious flow. very cool about everything and has close relations to Floseidon (God of all flow).

brianna: shit, my cats on fire

vannie: dude con bro chill

brianna: yeah, lets get some lunch

vannie: ok

by vk123 January 16, 2011

bros b4 hoes

-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.

Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel

-or-

Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her

by Gangsta Gangsta December 9, 2008