Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
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Get the ass gnome mug.The act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted fucking of the ass of any living thing. A branch of sexual harassment, but more specific.
by A Shit Being December 28, 2010
Get the Ass Harassment mug.The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".
After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.
Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!
During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.
Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!
During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.
by grind s. September 8, 2010
Get the coxswain ass mug.A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007
Get the ass dollar mug.1. The condition that results when one simply cannot get up from the sitting position regardless how many chores need to be completed.
2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.
2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.
1. Oh my God, I have so much to do by 3 o'clock, but I have total stuck-ass. I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.
by DickMark March 21, 2008
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