Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021

Dirty Kleenex

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.

"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."

by microjimmy March 27, 2015

Wordy Dirty

An affirmative statement, similar to word.

Person A: Would you like to accompany me to the Darbanville's Ball?

Person B: Wordy dirty.

by lolcedricwut March 19, 2010

Dirty Chip

Having sex with a guy with a big dick....only for 20 seconds, at best.

I met this hot guy last night at the bar...went back to his place and he totally gave me a Dirty Chip. It was satisfying.....for about 14 seconds!

by celery420 June 4, 2020

Dirty Des

This is when a engine room alarm goes off at the lunch table and you spit in the duty engineers lunch.

" Did you hear? When that cunt 2nd got a alarm I gobbed all over his pork chop, proper Dirty Des ' d him like"

by ERhardons March 21, 2021

Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face

"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

by Captain_Crust May 4, 2022

Dirty Swamp

The act of having sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina but she’s also very wet

Hey. Did you hear that Tom braved the trenches of Angels Dirty Swamp?

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 April 21, 2020