National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

wetter than a wet hen

The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen

She was wetter than a wet hen, till the cows come home.

by CheVelle 50 December 13, 2021

Talk Under Wet Concrete

Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.

Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea

That chick just wouldn't shut up.

yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete

by Davros01 July 8, 2010

whatever wets your harbour

It means when a girl is turned on by somthing and it makes her "wet"(produce a natural lubracation from her vagina ready for sexual intercourse)

katie: i love it when they wink like that!
Peter: Whatever wets your harbour...

by Aiden Lee November 7, 2005

Wet Hot American Summer

The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!

Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...

Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember

by Ereekita December 18, 2005

wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

by Goatlick April 26, 2003

Get your game wet

An imperative sentence demanding that the reciever "gets some" of whatever it may that you think is fun such as getting drunk or hooking up with a female.

John: I really would like that girl to blow me.
Mike: Well get your game wet!

by Mad Mace October 13, 2009