Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022