nothing beats a jet2 holiday

DARLING HOLD MY HAND! NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON, THATS 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR!

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday

by Sigmaboy101 August 1, 2025

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.

Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.

by Askking.com January 12, 2025

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

Beat up

To hurt someone by hitting or kicking or with physical force other repeatedly usually hard

To blame or to critize yourself constantly

Or to describe someone that is old and unusable

Beat up

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

DJ on the beat so it’s a banger

The product we tag that comes before a song that is a banger

Song: “DJ on the beat so it’s a banger!”
Listener: “Damn, did shit really is a banger!”

by Ry45n January 27, 2025