When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the Sperm dragonmug. The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
by DaBestIvo March 3, 2022
Get the Imagine Dragon CDmug. by realsies July 7, 2023
Get the ice dragonmug. Quite possibly the greatest animated trilogy to exist. The story of an outcast Viking teen and a downed dragon of night and their unlikely friendship that transforms the world around them.
(From the epilogue of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World)
Hiccup: There were dragons when I was a boy...Oh, there were great grim sky dragons that nested on the clifftops like gigantic, scary birds. Little brown scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge sea dragons twenty times as big as the big blue whale. Some say that the dragons went back to the sea, leaving not a bone nor a fang for men to remember them by. Others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with. Eh...I'm okay with that. Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons. Letting us know they're still here, waiting for us to get along. Yes, the world believes that the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians? We know otherwise. And we'll guard that secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace.
Hiccup: There were dragons when I was a boy...Oh, there were great grim sky dragons that nested on the clifftops like gigantic, scary birds. Little brown scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge sea dragons twenty times as big as the big blue whale. Some say that the dragons went back to the sea, leaving not a bone nor a fang for men to remember them by. Others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with. Eh...I'm okay with that. Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons. Letting us know they're still here, waiting for us to get along. Yes, the world believes that the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians? We know otherwise. And we'll guard that secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace.
by personpersonhuman August 24, 2023
Get the How to Train Your Dragonmug. A person who sucks the fart out of another persons Anus and blows bowel gases onto to a lit flame to create a small fireball
by UpBeat He-Man April 14, 2025
Get the Dragon Whorriormug. When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
by m0nk3ym0k3 July 20, 2018
Get the spicy dragonmug.