Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021

post a mug day

22nd of October

Post photos of your friend looking weird

Me: when’s post a mug day

You: tomorrow

by _SriLankanbaddie October 21, 2022

post skin clarity

the feeling after buying a skin in a videogame knowing you just got scammed on some bullshit

Bro I just bought the new OG Mudbone skin in Fortnite, but after I highkey had post skin clarity

by nutblaster April 27, 2024

post eboy

The essence of that "2020 tiktok alternative eboy" but without the poserness, just the general style and vibe. for those who cant exactly fit into one subculture or another, but share the vibe and political stance.

"Julian isn't really exactly punk, or emo, hes like... post eboy, or something"

by buspirones March 10, 2025

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

post

a post has many different types of species espicially more on the special side

(vexer: post what species are you

by postyyyy July 5, 2021