Dutch Ice Cream Cone

The act of taking a dump in the partners mouth and Ejaculating on the Feces and making the partner devour it.

"Dude, i just gave a girlfriend a Dutch Ice Cream Cone"
Friend "How was it"
"She said it was to corny"

by HAHAHJOKES November 13, 2011

Ice cream wipe down

First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.

6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit

Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.

6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.

Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.

6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.

by oldmansex Aka Bigdaddy July 4, 2009

Irish ice lolly

A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.

We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"

by Big bad Guy June 7, 2009

Rocky road ice cream

When you are having butt sex and you cum in her ass, and right after you pull out your dick she shits, and the poo and cum that comes out is like rocky road ice cream

i fucked a girls ass and she shit right afer and her poop and my cum looked like rocky road ice cream

by DH|ViRuS April 17, 2009

Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.

"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"

by clmonty March 27, 2009

Green ice cream cone

When you have a girl take a shit on a ice cream cone and she eats it while making a video

Dude 1: "did you see Ashley's new video?"
Dude 2: "why?"
Dude 1: "she finally made the green ice cream cone".

by Sir Wyles August 31, 2010

Canvey Island Iced Tea

An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.

Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."

by SS8 GHD July 26, 2010