Beat and Bum

That act of one male beating up and then bumming (entering anally) another man to teach him a lesson, and to humiliate them. It is not something one would wish to have done to them and usually happens as punishment of podophiles and such.

"I'm going to give that nonce a beat and bum"
"That awful man needs a good beat and bum"

by Hawt Tamale June 23, 2023

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ChaCha Beat boy

The thing everyone needs in their life.

(Deathbed conversion)

X: I......I-....
Y:Wh-What is it..?
X:I-... I need...
Y: What do you need? What can I do for you?
X: I need a ChaCha Beat boy

by youdonthavetoknow9 February 19, 2017

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Beat Roll

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.

joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there

by Brung to u and did by: tube steak spatular holder September 27, 2003

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Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

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beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

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