poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013

ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.

Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.

by Ojete April 27, 2014

Ninja Sheriff Treemi

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.

Your mom is Ninja Sheriff Treemi.

by Alyssa December 05, 2004

ninja games

Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people

Dan-“I hate ninja games”

by Brown beanz September 01, 2021

Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.

He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.

by Swqsqwdws September 28, 2020

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022