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Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
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take that back and put it where you stick it

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take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie
by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024
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Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.
Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."
by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021
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to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.
Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025
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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
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Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women
by Wheeler walker August 3, 2021
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I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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