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Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.
"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."
by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010
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Tits of Eden

An expression used most frequently to convey extreme surprise at an individual or a situation.
Tits of Eden, those breasts are glorious!
by AIDSinKent May 29, 2009
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bitch tits

yoooo wayne gretski, check out bitch tits over there!
by wayne_gretski January 17, 2011
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Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.
Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!
by StreetJesus May 6, 2011
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titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.
WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!
by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006
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Tit Thrush

Tit Thrush- fungus of the tit. Can be produced by sweat and dirt underneath a saggy tit. Where underneath the skin is wet,red,itchy and sweaty. The saggy area is unaccessable because the layer of skin flap is so thick.
- "You know that Ronnie, his moobs are so saggy he has tit thrush!".
by [MeganGoesBreeBree] January 18, 2008
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
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