water your plant

The act of ejaculating on your pubic hair.

Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."

"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"

by linndsey<3 March 13, 2010

cold water orgasm

The highpitched scream of a person being hit by cold water, e.g. under the shower.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

A: Oh my gosh, what happened?
B: Don't worry, it's just a cold water orgasm.

by BlueBlueBlubb April 7, 2013

Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Hot Water Bottle

A sexual act of both homo and hetro relationships. Where by the erect penis is inserted into the anus, upon the member becoming flacid, warm urine is expelled into the rectum, creating a hot water bottle effect.
Guaranteed to keep you warm all night.

Phil: How's Debbie?

Alan: She wasn't happy with her Hot Water Bottle. She thought it an inappropriate Valentines day gift.

by Canoesack November 12, 2009

dirty water dog

noun, a penis after having anal sex with the recipient having diarrhea.

Brian thought AIDS was the worst of his problems, until he saw his dirty water dog.

by PeteRepeat October 25, 2006

cold water extraction

The process of extration, commenly used for extracting codeine from other painkillers (paracetamol, ibuprofen) it is usually combined with in legally avaliable pills. it is a fairly simple process however time consuming but necassary to get the nice codeine. i will go into detail but read no further if you've ever recreationally taken any other opiates (morphine, heroin) as codeine is a weak form and won't give you a buzz you'll OD before you get 'there'.
first get yourself some codeine and paracetamol tablets (co-codamol) then boil some water. depending on the strength of the tablets you want to empty around 300mg of codine so calculate howmany pills you need. then pour boiling water over the pills mix them into the water, then allow to cool, preferably in a fridge then filter the water using coffee filters, the liquid left will be diluted coedine without binders or paracetamol. result

'argh mate cold water extraction is effort, but its worth it'
'nah man since i had those morphine based pills codeine just don't work'
'hmmm'

by rawson1 March 5, 2008

Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

by aoighlkd April 3, 2009