Ryan

A person that is so unbearable in your friend-group that you wish was gone, but stays despite everyone hating them

Person 1: hehehe!!!! dick jokes are sooooo funny!! penis
Person 2: shut the fuck up retard, you sound like a ryan

by new jigger October 24, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is the sexiest man you will ever see, he is a heart stealer with the biggest cock and balls you will ever see.

He is the best at basketball, soccer and cricket.
Saying you are a Ryan means that you will be a multi trillionaire within the next few years.
He gets all the girls but only likes one back (Atul's Mum).

Ryan Jones is a Ryan

by John big balls March 14, 2023

Ryan

A dumbass

Dude you’re such Ryan

by xXbeastSlayerXx September 8, 2020

Ryan

He's the kind of guy to be petting the dog or cat in the other room at a party. Ryan is the perfect ratio of goofy, smart, kind, and sexy. Maybe sometimes he's oblivious, gullible, or a little clumsy with his words. Once you get to know him, you'll see that he has such a big heart. He isn't as loud as other guys and not as flashy either. He'll make you laugh and will have your back. He'll make silly sounds and do the most random things. He'll amaze you with his creativity and will always be a supportive friend. And that's what's great about Ryan, all the little things. Because the truly greatest people in your life are not people who are great because of one big thing. They are people who are great because of all the quirks and facets that make them the incredible person they are. Ryan, with all his Ryanisms, is someone who is worth having in your life.

"I love you, Ryan. You're my favourite nugget and I hope you know how incredible you are"

by The Ever-Snackish November 24, 2021

ryan crew

A dumb nigger who can't take a fucking joke and harasses family and friends and is chill then a dick and never gose to events

Oh did you see Ryan crew

Ya man what a dick

by BoyBoii57_47&33_ March 16, 2019

Ryan

A smart boy with a lot of knowledge. Ryan is known to be a quick learner because of his high iq.

isnt Ryan the guy that abuses his robot.

by Vex Richard January 7, 2021

Ryan

As his full title suggests, 'Ryan; Second sexiest man alive, comedic genius, musical mastermind, haver of friends, better at football than Tyrese, serial masturbator, leader of the universe and all around legend' is good at everything, and as stated, he definitely has lots of friends.

"Wow, what a success! You just did a Ryan"

by Totally_Not_Ryan November 22, 2021