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Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.
He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.
by anonymous April 28, 2025
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riding the stag

by LOLtrain August 30, 2012
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Riding the Buick

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.
person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.
by blueknight187 April 12, 2015
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Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
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Ride the Elephant

Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family
Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire
by wolfman85 June 19, 2025
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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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