Red Dick

(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.

sorry honey but i can't go again, I've got red dick

by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017

Red Shift

The week that your girl is on her period.

"Hey Johnny, did you get laid last night?" "Nah man, Becky is on the Red Shift this weekend."

by Brew all day January 24, 2017

Red Wings

When you fuck a girl on her period. Taylor you fucking idiot.

Taylor thought eating a girl out on her period was getting your Red Wings. He was wrong.

by Bigbossdaddy83 September 4, 2020

Red Vacaville

derived from the tern "Red China" also known as Communist China. otherwise known as the other Vaca, the crappy Vaca, or the stupid Vaca.

Red Vacaville sucks.

by johny lomany October 23, 2003

Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

by bojzzle March 25, 2013

Mega Red

When a woman on her menstrual cycle allows another individual to use his or her mouth as a strong vacuum to suck out as much blood from her lady parts as possible and spits it back into her mouth (preferably done in a drastic fountain-like exchange).

I was performing cunnilingus the other day when i had the brilliant idea to suck really hard and spit blood back into my girlfriends face. She opened her mouth at the right moment and thus the Mega Red was born.

by Sea Panther December 3, 2011

Red Sun

Red sun

Red sun

by Vsauce420 August 26, 2022